Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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