I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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