No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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