I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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