I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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