He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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