Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I love you.
Bad choice
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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