Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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