the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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