I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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