i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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