you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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