When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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