But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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