he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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