so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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