At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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