Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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