Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...