Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring