Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We have started to decorate penises.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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