Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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