You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
