Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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