Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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