fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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