Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
