Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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