It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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