Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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