Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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