ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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