I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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