It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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