I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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