I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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