is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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