Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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