they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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