i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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