Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize