come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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