someone threw a dead crab at me
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
