Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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