I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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