i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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