Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
