I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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