dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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