Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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