can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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