I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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