he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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