I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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