I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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